Bas uitm meletup kt senawang.....

mu gilo... bas meletup tp tiade kejadian ngeri.... seb baek salah taip jer.. klo tk konpem NC terkejot beruk ... inilah akibatnyer apabile terlalu excited nk crite smua bende kt NC..huahuahua..

p/s - lek bro jgn marah......

Lock chin bakar plg sedap di arau...

kat arau ni... banyak restoran yg menjual makanan yg sedap-sedap menjilat kaki..... dan aku rse kedai ni mesti pkai pelaris thp dewa...

MEMPERKENALKAN 'Lock chin' PALING SEDAP KT ARAU!!!!!!

ooppss... ni da terlbey bakar....

kasi zoom out sket... amacam menjilat kaki tk...
hehe... ni blum tgkp gmbar time berdarah2

care2 utk mengelakkan password FB dicuri....

aku slalu takut klo org tau password aku.... lbeh2 lg klo org tu faiz leman.... dier akan merobek facebook aku hingga hilang daranya..... maka...aku terjumpe satu care yg amat berkesan utk mengelak dr password dicuri...

hebat tk.... PASTI KALIAN TIDAK AKAN PERCAYA!!!.. hahah... nih lg satu




dah rupe stokin kpale da aku tgk...cam ninja pown ade... apa kate anda bawe skali bende ni ke ATM... supaye perompak pown takut nk rompak.. sbab terkejut tgk naruto kluar duit kt ATM...



sumber: unik.us

3 sebab knape model autoshow sgt penting....

ok... kite slalu nmpak diorg kt autoshow.... tp apakah fungsi diorg nih....... heheh

1)membantu membuat decision dlm membeli krete....

male buyers: definitely buying this car... meow too!!!
female buyer: animal frankestein!! ( sambil mencubit suaminye yg trbeliak mate)

male buyers: hurm... maybe... but please no pole dance.. especially from you
female buyers: is there any free gift? please blink2... smbil menggu smpai pole dancing abes...

male buyers: absolutely not... ugly monkeys wit shoe...
female buyers: aren't they look cute!!! lets sing ~ wonderpet2 kami datang~

2) so the gentleman can show off their wealth to d' girlz.....


3) to wax the car.... no need bangladesh to clean those cars.....

4 REASONS KENAPE GADIS MALAYSIA PERLU MINAT KOREA...

1) diorg nk kelihatn cntik mcm diorg...... u seee...... sooo girlish...... yucks...

2) mereke nk jd duta perang korea U n korea S..... sgt ambitious wanita malaysia

3) diorg tk ley tackle malaysian chinese guy......n maybe malaysian guys x romantik kononnyer...shitZ..

4) sebagai distraction dr lelaki lombok.. ok gi tgk crite korea... jgn tgk sinetron lg... nyampah...

ok... gurau2 jee.. jgn amek hati sgt kpd yg minat mamat korea... hhahaha p/s: hurrmmmm yg bwh ni cute gile... witch yoo hee... dono her real name.... who cares.. we have lisa surirumah....

OH KAWEN....

tandasku... restoren ku....

slurp2... berselerenyer aku nk mkn kt sini.... shitzzzzzzz ..... tk pnah lg aku trpkir nk makan kt tandas.... kcuali time bln pose... heheh men2 je.....

tp kalo korg da slah msuk dan tk thn bole la buang kt sni... diorg kutip buat aiskrim...
bestnyer..pak cik bole kentut2 smbil mkn....
korg da buang pastu nk mkn kt sni pown boley... cam amoi nih... comelkan...
klo tk nk makan taek sndri pown korg bole ltak atas kpale org laen... yucks yg ni tk cute,,,

kesimpulnnyer... tetibe aku rse nk try la restaurnt nih... hahahah... cam sdap je aiskrim taik dier tuh...

p/s- teringat tndas umah sewa lpas bnjir....tk slere nk mkn sminggu...