bile naek minyak...

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

“What do you think you're doing?” asks the wife.

“They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies.

“Put them back, we can't afford them,” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

“What do you think you're doing?” asks the husband.

“It's my face cream. It makes me look sexy and beautiful for you when we're making love,” replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: “So do 24 cans of Budweiser... and at half the price!”

BY RYAN MURPHY

lame jgak aku da tk bukak blog..... sampai aku pown da tk igt aku ade blog.... sblum ni ade beberape post yg aku padam sbab bile aku bace blk aku rse tk sesuai utk aku kemukekan.... hehhe

judi 'halal'

baru2 nih... kcoh giler pasal judi bola
naseb baeklar kerajaan batalkn lesen judi bola tuh...
tapi yg tk boley blahnyer..ader yg buat kenyataan gambling nih adalah hak utk non-muslim...
kepala hotak luu!!!
ade ker agama yg mnggalakkan judi...
sekalipun hnyer non-muslim sajer yg dibenarkn berjudi,
tetapi kesannyer tetap juge akan menyeluruh...

antara kesan2nya:

• kes ah long yg slalunyer kite tgk mangsanya si isteri n anak.. sbabnyer suami berjudi..pastu suami tah kemana
• curi, rogol rompak bunuh..smua pedajal2 tuh..juge dtg dr judi dan arak.. dan kesannya non-muslim ke muslim ke semua kner.kan!!

respek kt brunei sbab tk benarkn arak2 msuk negara mereke,
walaupun hnyer utk dibenarkn kpd pelancong sahaje,
kate ulama' mereka, mereka tidak mahu dilaknat tuhan...
mule2 mintak arak, pastu kasino... n mcam2 lagi..

tgk ape dah jadi kt malaysia... sampai polis pown pening....
nk tarik balik judi...jgn harap 4D,3D,magnum,sport toto, smua da konker...
hanyer pemimpin yg btul2 berani jer bole stop bende nih...

helloo... halamak cam rncangan tv plak...
tk mau2... ni bkan program remaja kt tv 3 tuh..

aku tk tau larr tetibe nk buat blog
inspirasi aku nk buat blog ni dtg dari daus bdak kusess 0307 yg plg macho"gmbar sbelah"
(mesti dier tgh kembg idung)hahah..
sbab tgk blog dier agak menarik jd aku pown nk buat gak(heheh sebok jer)..

jd nk bace..bacelar... sbab ni tmpat aku nk luahkn rase yg aku tk ley nk
luahkan kt mne2... sbab aku jarang nk ckap pasal diri aku dn org laen